Tis the Season to be Drinking

Four different Cruzan rums plus four different fruit juices. Photo by: Rachael Joyner

While most people associate the holidays with a time of giving, loving, and happiness, I associate it with copious amounts of alcohol.

Not to sound overly dramatic, but really, how much can you tolerate your family, holiday season or otherwise? Even Forbes gives you 10 reasons to drink this holiday season.

I don’t need to give you reasons to drink, you’ve got enough of those. I can, however, tell you that you can continue to save money for your kid’s Band Hero while drinking 32 ounces of pure awesomeness for less than $7.

Yes, 32 ounces.

Everyone, meet Kaila, your Crabby Jacks bartender. Photo by: Rachael Joyner

I’ve mentioned Crabby Jack’s wonderful 69 percent off special that still holds true to everything in the bar from 9-10 p.m. nightly. Included in that is their famous VooDoo Bucket.

The 32-ounce bucket contains four different Cruzan rums: citrus, banana, pineapple and coconut. Add some pineapple, cranberry, orange and lemonade juices to finish it off. It’s sort of like a skittles explosion in liquid form. Your only requirement is to put your mouth on the straw. What you do from there is strictly up to you.

And don’t be scared of it, boys. It sounds like a fruity drink for the ladies, but it will knock you on your ass when you least expect it. But it tastes so good!

If you can stand after three, you have the tolerance level of a saint.